catchaglimpseofalleble:


mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via stubborn-lovexx)



writeroost:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

(via livelongandfangirling)


marble-lover-of-liberty:

those-barricade-boys:

spiralphilia:

Look down look down

you stole a loaf of bread

look down look down

now everyone is dead 

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LES MIS IN 4 LINES, EVERYONE.

(via 19-ninety-666)


nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

(via amb1gu1ty)


tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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(via hypnotisedbydrums-tw)


amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via deannaargh)


aggsart:

Zoella’s hair 

aggsart:

Zoella’s hair 

(via zoella)


cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via velvetkilos)


michaelsrainbowhair:

WHICH ONE IS MICHAEL

michaelsrainbowhair:

WHICH ONE IS MICHAEL

(via boybandsandallthat)


human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

(via pxkachu)


gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

(via sad-and-wasted)


micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

(via sad-and-wasted)


luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(via hypnotisedbydrums-tw)